Secret’s Best face Ranking

Secret is a group which could/should have done much better than it actually did. In the start they were head to head with SISTAR in the top up-and-coming groups, but not long after SISTAR rose while Secret not only did they got stuck but they fell hard on the list of top girl groups.

They were never the better looking group compared to groups such as Kara, nor the most talented (Like SPICA), and there wasn't one member that stood out much. However, they still had their shinning moments and for a brief instances it seemed like they would be alright.

Oh well, life works in mysterious ways, hopefully they do better once they go solo (As you can see I've lost hope that they will achieve much as a group at this stage)

Look at them looking so innocent and new

But I still enjoyed their songs back in the day, and thought the girls were cute and hard working, so for memories sake I will create my list of who I think is/was the most beautiful face of the group.

Starting with:

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4th Place  

Hana / Zinger
(Little worse looking Song Ji Eun)

Why? – I feel bad that so many netizens called her the ugliest girl-group member since like ever :/ but I guess she wasn’t the best looking in the group if we are being honest and shallow here. She does look better now after all the surgery, however the procedures are very apparent and that takes away from her beauty.

Natural (At least natural-looking) is still preferred.

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3rd Place 

Ji Eun 
(Little worse looking Hyoseon)

Why? She looked really similar to Zinger and Hyoseong when I first got into this group. But her face proportions are on the softer side compared to Zinger. However she is definitely more average looking compared to Hyoseong.
She is still alright, just nothing special face-wise.

Girl can pose though and she is cute, though I've never been a fan of the hair color she mostly had during Secret's promotions. I think reddish dark brown is her best hair days.

You cute though so third place goes to you (Yay) ;)







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2^nd  Place 

Hyoseong
(Big boobs gurlll)

Why? Although her surgeries recently have been a true unfortunate shame, I still think she is the one Secret member with the cutest face/smile. And I’m a girl but I gotta admit her chest is definitely sexy and very alluring. She is probably my original Bagel girl I truly liked and who I could see as a natural beauty. Too bad that she wasn’t satisfied and started messing with her face (which was just fine to begin with), but she still my favorite girl in the group.

I originally put her as the first place but when I started looking for pics to post of her & Sunhwa and it made me realize that Sunhwa is better looking than her and way more photogenic so yeah I had to change my ranking at the last minute. :/

But hey, I'm a professional ;] and I can adjust to sudden changes.

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1st Place 

Sunhwa
(Pretty Thumb face)

Why? – She is pretty. Her skin looks good, she had good body proportions and she is overall good looking. She is better from afar than Hyoseong but her face has definitely had work done, and her chin and jaw situation are definitely distracting. It always looks like her lower lip is hanging loose. One thing though she is the most unique looking in the entire group and that to me is always going to be bonus points.

As mentioned above and although I still prefer Hyoseong overall look, once can't deny that Sunhwa is the more proportionate and overall better looking most photogenic one of the bunch.

I still think she kinda looks like a thumb =_= but a pretty (Just manicured) thumb ;) and a thumb that won first place in terms of face beauty in the entire group.




Well that was unexpected but I like that I'm woman enough to admit that I could be wrong (But just a lil bit) and I can change my mind under a minute (Wait, is that good or bad?).

I feel like I just pulled a Steve Harvey at the end.

Big Bang’s Best face Ranking

Oh one of my favorite boy bands. They have achieved legendary status by now.
I started like them for 2 things their music and baby-faced G-dragon :*

With this piece of information, I think one can say I am biased in this list.
Hopefully you don't already know who is in first place ;)

So without further ado let's get started.

5^st  Place 
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Daesung 
(Ugly Duckling)

 Why? Oh poor soul. He is not the most good-looking face
even when compared to the average guy walking on the street.

So when you take into consideration
that he is in one of the most iconic boy groups in K-Pop,
one cannot help but wonder How?

He is talented and funny,
so my best guess can only be that
this is what pulled him ahead of the other 
hopeful trainees in YG.

Good job!! ;)











4th  Place 
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Seungri
(Awkward Maknae)

Why? He a’right. He is not ugly nor handsome.
He is not the sexiest or the cutest.
But he definitely has his good days and looks ok within the group.

He is neither this or that, and in all honesty I don’t care for his personality all that much.
But hey at least he looks better than Daesung (Sorry man).











3^rd Place
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Taeyang
(Short Sexy Beast)

Why? He is the sexy beast of Big Bang. There I said it. He is sexayyyy. 
From his eyes to his voice, and his muscles
(Not too buff but defined enough to make me want to grab him and rip his shirt off) 
whooo, Is it getting hot in here or what? :D

The thing that brings him down in term of looks is his height
(Which unfortunately isn’t fixable)
and his very questionable styling choices 
(google Taeyang airport fashion).

Boy sure is hot though so number 3 it is.











2^nd Place  
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Top 
(Sexy voice Giraffe)

Why? Oh Top. I just think he has the cutest face. He just makes me want to hug him.
Plus his raspy voice and awesome rapping makes me weak in the knees.

He is a very charismatic member and the mystery around
his image is quite alluring if I say so myself.

Number 2 to you dearest TOP.










Surprise Surprise :)

1st Place is
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G-Dragon
(Baby-faced Leader)

Why? The leader, the fashion diva, the song-writer.
Everything about G-Dragon screams number 1.
He is unique, cute, charismatic, irresistible.

He is just the undeniable winner of this whole ranking.
G-dragon’s face goes good with anything. 
Clothes, hairdos, haircolors. Granted some are not as good as others
but he still pulls them off way better than almost anyone else I can think of.

Thanks for giving me so many nights filled with dreams about you.
(In those dreams I'm always the main girl in all your music videos, yay :D)

2PM

For this week's looks chart, I will be doing 2PM (--That's what she said--)

I'm going for JYP's biggest male idol group to date, but I must admit they are not my favorite looking group.

Don't know why, but after Jay's departure, I lost my interest in them.

But musically speaking, I still think JYP does a good job with their songs.

I actually like their songs much better than most other idol groups, and have a couple of them as my favorite kpop songs of all time.

But even when the group had my attention, I was never particular fond of their appearance.

I'm not into buffy, muscular, beast-idols type sooooo yeah....


Well, for this list I will be including all 7 members (Yes, including JP)

So bring on the hotness beasty-idols :p

Number 7

Junho 

His eyes are so not visible lol

I will not say that I dislike smiling eyes, becasue I think they can look quite good 
on some people

The thing is that with Junho, it's like he has two little lines 
in place of normal eyes.

His singing on the other hand is way better than the other members so he shouldn't feel bad for the lack of looks

yup

not at all

Number 6

Junsu (Or Jun K. ...Junk!)

He is very average to me. There's nothing that really

 stands out to me about him. 

His lips are kind of stretched out and big for the size of his face, and his eyes look weird to me for some reason. 

But I still think he is better looking than Junho

even if it's just by a tiny bit

So 6th place it is

Number5

Chansung

 

I'm not quite sure if it's fair that he is ahead of the other two.

But he is tall and has a slender body. And although his face does not

have the best features, he still carries the maknae card 

and wins on youth points 

(Sorry Junsu and Junho)

Number 4

 

Taecyeon

His face is not the best looking face out there, actually his face looks so much older than his actual age and that is not sexy...

But still he has his charm, and there's something in there that makes him

very attractive. I can't quite say what it is but it definitely is working to his advantage

 because although he doesn't have the best looking face he still has the most fans in the nuna category :)

Number 3

Wooyoung

I adore silly Wooyoung. I find him very cute in general. 

He has a boyish face, and although not super tall, he is tall enough to pull off any outfits.

Plus he looks good on almost every hairstyle, which I've come to

learn, doesn't happen that often with idols. 

Number 2

Jay Park

 

He is a hot hot piece of ass. His face is cute and childish. 

His muscles make feel like butter under the sun >_< 

And that's saying a lot knowing that I'm not into big muscles at all. 

His only downfall is his shortness 

:/ But you know, a guy can't have everything :/

 But the combination of all his features just go so well together

 that naturally he is number 2 :D

Although he is number 2. He is number one on almost everything else. 

He was the leader of the group for a reason. 

He is the best dancer, his rapping is awesome and he is funny as hell. 

Overall the whole package. Too bad he had to leave (or asked to leave....who knows) 2pm. 

I think I would like them a little more if he was still in the group

Number1

Nickhum

 

Thai-Prince, Nickhum. I think anyone with eyes can see why he is number 1 as well as why all the girls are crazy about him. He is quite good looking. 

I must admit that when I first saw their pictures he stuck out of the crowd right away. 

He was the only one who looked like an idol from the get-go. He looks quite innocent at first glance but I think he definitely has a kinky side ;)

But even though this list is based on looks (and I admit he is the best looking 2PM member 

up to this day) he is one of my least favorite members 

when it comes to everything else. 

I think he barely sings, his Korean is still very very awkward,

even though he is been in Korea since forever, 
and his variety skills are just so painful to watch. 

He tries to go for the good boy type but to me he just looks like an out-of-place boy on 
almost every show he appears on.

But still the Best-looking member title 

won't be snatched away from him any time soon :) 

Congrats

2NE1 'Best face' ranking

2NE1 is in the house

Sooo, here is another ranking

This time we're rating 2NE1 good looks

Yes, I know they are not known as the most beautiful girls in Korea. But I can still make a list about who I think is the 'better looking' face from them four.

Plus, after ranking Super junior, I needed a rest from big groups

Okay......let's get right into it

In 4th place we've got

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 CL (I don't care eh eh eh eh ehh)

Why? Her eyes are not her best feature. I blame them for her not so-beautiful face. Everything else in her face is just fine. Not gorgeous but they are okay.

Her eyes though make her look really really cross-eyed. I'm not sure if she's actually a little cross-eyed, or if that's just an optical illusion because of her eyes shape, or because she kind of poses like that. The thing is she does look cross-eyed (At least to me she does).

That's why I think she looks best with sunglasses on. Her face is actually small and her lips look quite cute. CL is the fiercest in 2NE1 and she sure makes a badass leader, it's just that her face doesn't look the best. 

3rd place goes to..

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Minzy (Hate you)

Why? Well, Minzy is a very strange creature in my book. She is the maknae of the group but when 2NE1 made their debut I seriously thought she was the oldest O_O
That's saying a lot. She can look young at times (Like the picture above) but she looks older than her age most of the time. She is the best dancer in the group but she tends to look a little fat. I think she is naturally thick because from what I've seen she works out more than any of the other members but her build still looks the same.

When she uses her "bad girl" face she looks kind of black too. I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me tomorrow that her great great grandfather was black. Of course, she looks more Korean but there seems to be a hint of blackness in her.

IDK maybe I'm just imagining things because she has a big butt 
and can dance >_<

2nd place goes to

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  Park Bom ( It hurts :\ Appa Appa Appaaa)

Why? Park Bom looks plastic. She looks scary plastic.
If I was teaching future plastic surgeons on things to not do, I'd show them a picture of Park Bom. I don't know what the hell she has done (or not done) to her face. but she looks way way worse every time 2NE1 makes a comeback. Her face is completely frozen!!!!

She can barely even move her lips anymore. Her eyes look so swollen as if she could barely keep them open anymore and her nose keeps on shrinking. I don't care what any 2NE1 fan says, this girl has had something done to her. The illness that she claims to have wouldn't make her nose magically get smaller and smaller.

**Sigh......   But why is she is 2nd place then, you ask. 

Well, Park Bom was one of the cutest members when they first debuted. Even though her face was on the round side, she still look pretty. Her long brown hair made her look like a doll. And her long legs were and still are her best feature. She could have been in the last place on this list but because
she was so pretty once I put her on 2nd place instead. It is my own personal opinion so stuff it if you don't like it.

 

1st place goes to..

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Sandara Park (I'm the Best)

Why? She is undeniable cute. Everyone always says she doesn't seem to age. And I have to agree on that claim. If anything, she looks even younger than when she worked in the Philippines.

I think that last part is probably because of makeup techniques. Filipinos make up techniques suck ass. Most of their celebrities look like extras from low-budget productions. So once in Korea, Dara was able to have real make-up artists make her look even more beautiful and younger than she already was. She lacks in so many aspects compared to the other three, but she is by far the cutest and most natural-looking member from 2NE1. She is the only one snatching make-up campaigns for YG.

So YG should definitely be thankful to this girl for not feeding the idea that YG doesn't pick their artists because of looks. Dara is living proof that one can be an exception to that rule.

Super Junior 'best face' ranking

Sooo

I suddenly felt like making a list on who is the best looking from Super Junior

This is totally personal and I'm not considering any other skills but 'the looks' (So don't give me lip about people being beautiful on the inside). Also I will be considering all original 13 members on this list.

Just cuz

Super Junior is definitely not my favorite group from Korea but I do recognize their other talents and also understand why some girls like them as a group.

So without further ado here they are:

13th place goes to 

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Ryeowook

Why? He looks gay. Not that I have anything against gay people but if I'm looking at a guy as a visually pleasant object then I don't want to think of him banging other guys. Plus he is too short and has a weird smile (Remember I'm just basing this list on looks not anything else, so I can be mean if I have to want to.

12th place is for

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Shindong

Why? He is fat. Simple as that. I still have to find a fat guy who I find hot. But that's just me. He is not in the last place though because I can detect some good looking features underneath those chubby cheeks.

 Now comes 11th place 

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Leeteuk

Why? He is kind of old-looking. I know he is old (We're comparing him to other idols of course) but he looks like he is adding on the wrinkles. I blame it on his smile. That's a powerful eye-smile he's got there. You need to keep it down there boy. 

10th place is coming our way

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Yesung

 Why? He has a weird body proportion. I don't know if you guys have noticed but his arms are way too short for his body. Or maybe his head is too big and that's why the rest of his body looks weird. I actually at first found him to be one of the best looking in the group (From their debut posters) but I think it was mostly the hair that was helping him. Anyway Yesung at least you are on the top 10. Yay?

9th place (WTH we're still in 9th place??!)

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Eunhyuk

 Why? Sadly he does have a face that is kind of weird the more you look at it. This is one of his better pictures though so I decided to be nice and post it (Your welcome Eunhyuk) His best feature to me is his smile, even though he gets teased about it for being a gummy smile. I actually find him to look way cuter smiling than when he is putting on his killer expression

8th place (I can't think of any more side notes. Got a problem?)

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Kyunhyun

  Why? He is the maknae but he doesn't really look like it. Not that he looks like the oldest either but I guess he just falls in the middle. He is not bad looking but he is not the best looking from the group either. His skin needs more care and since his nose is plastic........ I had to put him on the 8th place. (I was debating on whether to put Eunhyuk in this place but Kyuhyun is still better looking so.....)

7th place (Aigoo this is going to take forever)

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 Hankyung

 Why? He is the Chinese member so.....nah I'm just kidding. But he was good looking for a Chinese boy (Oppps.....) His face is decent and he is tall (I believe he was one of the tallest members together with Siwon) He has nice features to work with and seems pretty good looking when he smiles so there you are Chinese boy, you beat almost half of the members. You go Chinese Boy!

7th place (Why do they have to have so many members??)

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Kangin

 Why? He was one of my top three favorite member from SJ in the beginning but then he got fat. But still, I can't deny that he was really cute when he was still at this stage (That picture above is definitely one of my favorite of his) He might have gotten fat but I still can't disregard his good looks from those good ol' days. He sure was one fine piece of ass and therefore deserves 6th place. Clap Clap Clap

Kangin was fighting for the first place in my heart back then but after all these years Kangin seems to be fighting for the 'Fat boy title' against Shindong. 

Who will win? Don't miss next week's episode of 'The Big Fat Member'

5th place (whyyy??)

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Kibum

 Why? He was sure cute during his debut (Is it just me or am I seeing a trend here?) But then he dissapeared, and then appeared again only   Fat     Now, he wasn't as big as Shindong or anything but he was definitely chubbier than he had been. His cheeks have always been on the plump side but him gaining those pounds just added to the chipmunks' cheeks syndrome (This is a syndrome Park Bom and Solbi know a lot about) He then lost the weight and gained some muscles (For more info on these muscles, please refer to his latest drama) But I don't really like him with that tan and those muscles. It kind of makes him look dirty (Not the oh-you're-so-sexy dirty but the ewww-you-haven't-showered-in-a-while kind of dirty).

4th place (WHY?!!!)

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Sungmin

Why? He has kept his cute and adorable image from the beginning and I aplaud him for that. Clap Clap. But he is still short so that's why he'll have to be happy with getting the 4th place. You are still the cutest from Super Junior ok?

3rd place (We're getting to the good part)

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Donghae

Why? Like Sumgmin Donghae has also kept his image intact in every sense there is. He still looks like an idol and his good looks translate well in pictures and commercials. He doesn't smile that often thought and I can see why. His side teeth tend to look a little big when he smiles wide. But that doesn't stop him from getting to this important top 3. Whohooo we're almost finished

 

2nd place(Almost there!!)

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Heechul

 Why? He is motherfucking Heechul. That's why. He has to be first or second place. I don't think there can any denying in that Heechul is cute. He kind of looks like a girl but for some weird reason I've never thought he was gay. I get this totally player vibe from him. He is the bad boy from Super Junior together with Kangin but unlike the latter, Heechul has kept his good looks in place.
His best trait is his smile. He looks 100 times better when he is smiling.
Keep on smiling Heechul. You're in second place!

1st place (Yay, we made it)

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Siwon

Why? That body, that face, that smile. He has everything. He is the face of the group and he will always be it. He has always been on my top list and he has kept that place all this while. His handsome features are something to be admired by everyone. His abs are totally awesome and makes girls scream from all the sexual frustration they get from seeing him show off his body. Go my beautiful butterfly. Go and keep on making all those girls crazy from seeing that hot physique of yours