Showing posts with label JYP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JYP. Show all posts

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Miss A Best face Ranking


Oh the girls of Miss A
So much promise in the beginning, so many expectations
The best debut song from any Korean girl group I have ever seen. 
But it all was shortly lived as song after song after their successful debut, never lived up to the success of their first single "Bad girl Good girl". 
When it was evident that neither Min, Jia, or Fei had what it takes to at least make it into variety shows, it was evident that the group as a whole wasn't going to be the big 'it' group people had been expecting them to be.





Yet, I still created this list as Miss A is still a very popular group and some of their members are relevant AF.



So here we go~












4th place goes to (Last place :[ )
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Min 
(Little minion)

Why? Sorry for being blunt but she is just too short and wide
and she is just not proportionate.
Her height wouldn't be so obvious if her face was small but mmmm if you've seen her you can tell that isn't the case. Her face is way too round like a full moon and her legs are too short and chunky.

When I first saw her in the team I thought she would at least be the really cool dancer
but Fei is wayyyy better than her at it, so I thought ok then maybe she can rap but nope that wasn't it either and she is definitely not the lead singer in the group.

I am really at a loss as to why JYP was so adamant on making her debut. 
I keep thinking that maybe it had something to do with the fact she had been a trainee for so long and felt bad.

Still, she is not ugly but when compared to soooo many other girl group members she is definitely lacking in the looks department.

So I'm sorry girl, 4th place it is.











3rd place goes to (First Guess please)
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Fei
(Awkward/Talented Chinese kid)


Why? I know I know everyone is always saying she is second prettiest in Miss A,
but although she is talented and I'm sure a nice girl she isn't that interesting or beautiful. She is pretty and has a really nice body but she is just very plain looking.

Her lips for some reason bother me. They are kind of stretched out and full but not in a nice way, and the orange-blond hair color choice is not my favorite for her.
I think she looks better with darker hair.
Maybe a dark mahogany brown would suit her better.
Definitely no orange or brass color for her. 

A lot of people  say if JYP gave her the support they give Suzy, she would be as famous as her but I really doubt it. Believe me I love a tan beauty but there is not much coming from within to help her stand out. She is very awkward and whenever I see her on an interview
I feel like she would rather be anywhere but there.
It might be the language barrier but I think she is really shy and her smile makes me feel bad for her because it really feels like she is always uncomfortable.

So yeah that's why I couldn't honestly put her as second place.
I don't just go with what everyone else say ;)














2nd place place already (Lovinggggg it)
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Jia
(Cool Chinese Kid)

Why? She is unique and cool but although not beautiful. Due to her unique look, I would say I'm more drawn to her than I am drawn to Min or Fei. Jia is a cool Chinese chick and her style is more up my alley than the other 3.

I think her biggest physical flaw to me is her nose. It's flat and wide and that makes for difficult beauty shots so as expected she has very few of those. Also her body type is cool for some girls because it seems like the type to fit clothes easily since she is so skinny BUT me no likey.

She is way too flat from both ends and sides. Literally an 8 year-old boy type of body.

But still can't deny she has a very awesome personal style which is cool in my book and enough to put her in a very impressive second place.















1st place (Easiest 1st place to guess)
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Suzy
(Queen of Queens)

Why? I mean c'mon the girl could have oily dirty hair, a booger coming out of her nose, and a huge zit on her forehead and she would still be 
one of the greatest Korean beauties of today. 

Haters say she is "plain" (WTH :O) but if she is plain then please God make me plain.
To me she will leave an iconic image after her for decades to come.
And I'm not even going to get on her personality because the girl is an angel.

But even if she was a bitch I would still have to recognize her beauty because
she is seriously a queen.

Keep slaying queen and make that dough because you are one of he few celebrities who seems completely sincere with everything she says or does in front and behind he camera.







Tuesday, February 4, 2014

2PM

For this week's looks chart, I will be doing 2PM (--That's what she said--)

I'm going for JYP's biggest male idol group to date, but I must admit they are not my favorite looking group.

Don't know why, but after Jay's departure, I lost my interest in them.

But musically speaking, I still think JYP does a good job with their songs.

I actually like their songs much better than most other idol groups, and have a couple of them as my favorite kpop songs of all time.

But even when the group had my attention, I was never particular fond of their appearance.

I'm not into buffy, muscular, beast-idols type sooooo yeah....


Well, for this list I will be including all 7 members (Yes, including JP)

So bring on the hotness beasty-idols :p


Number 7


Junho 

His eyes are so not visible lol
I will not say that I dislike smiling eyes, becasue I think they can look quite good 
on some people
The thing is that with Junho, it's like he has two little lines 
in place of normal eyes.

His singing on the other hand is way better than the other members so he shouldn't feel bad for the lack of looks
yup
not at all






Number 6

Junsu (Or Jun K. ...Junk!)


He is very average to me. There's nothing that really
 stands out to me about him. 
His lips are kind of stretched out and big for the size of his face, and his eyes look weird to me for some reason. 

But I still think he is better looking than Junho
even if it's just by a tiny bit
So 6th place it is









Number5

Chansung


I'm not quite sure if it's fair that he is ahead of the other two.
But he is tall and has a slender body. And although his face does not
have the best features, he still carries the maknae card 
and wins on youth points 
(Sorry Junsu and Junho)











Number 4

 
Taecyeon


His face is not the best looking face out there, actually his face looks so much older than his actual age and that is not sexy...
But still he has his charm, and there's something in there that makes him
very attractive. I can't quite say what it is but it definitely is working to his advantage
 because although he doesn't have the best looking face he still has the most fans in the nuna category :)





Number 3


Wooyoung


I adore silly Wooyoung. I find him very cute in general. 
He has a boyish face, and although not super tall, he is tall enough to pull off any outfits.
Plus he looks good on almost every hairstyle, which I've come to
learn, doesn't happen that often with idols. 











Number 2

Jay Park



He is a hot hot piece of ass. His face is cute and childish. 
His muscles make feel like butter under the sun >_< 
And that's saying a lot knowing that I'm not into big muscles at all. 
His only downfall is his shortness 
:/ But you know, a guy can't have everything :/
 But the combination of all his features just go so well together
 that naturally he is number 2 :D

Although he is number 2. He is number one on almost everything else
He was the leader of the group for a reason. 
He is the best dancer, his rapping is awesome and he is funny as hell. 
Overall the whole package. Too bad he had to leave (or asked to leave....who knows) 2pm
I think I would like them a little more if he was still in the group







Number1
Nickhum




Thai-Prince, Nickhum. I think anyone with eyes can see why he is number 1 as well as why all the girls are crazy about him. He is quite good looking. 
I must admit that when I first saw their pictures he stuck out of the crowd right away. 
He was the only one who looked like an idol from the get-go. He looks quite innocent at first glance but I think he definitely has a kinky side ;)

But even though this list is based on looks (and I admit he is the best looking 2PM member 
up to this day) he is one of my least favorite members 
when it comes to everything else. 
I think he barely sings, his Korean is still very very awkward,
even though he is been in Korea since forever, 
and his variety skills are just so painful to watch
He tries to go for the good boy type but to me he just looks like an out-of-place boy on 
almost every show he appears on.

But still the Best-looking member title 
won't be snatched away from him any time soon :) 
Congrats