Yoona - The Enigma of the Legendary Korea's "Ideal" Girl

Now this is not really about her character, but mostly about her appearance. There have been so many times I've heard that she is The Face of SNSD,
that she is Korea's top girl-group member, that she is a goddess Blah Blahhh Blahhhh

But I just don't get the hype.

Let's analyze this Yoona phenomenon a little more:

1) Face- Oh Yoona, first time I saw her I could just think 'ehhh whatever' I was taken aback by the number of people who praised her face to the point of calling her a goddess or what not.

Her face reminds me of a light bulb or of the 'scream' painting.

She is (For me!) the most plain over-hyped face in the industry. There are so many other prettier girls who have never even put close to the pedestal Yoona seems to have gotten away with.



2) Body - Yoona's body sigh I feel like I'm looking at an eel's body. Zero sex appeal.

I guess I can see why girls would think that she has a 'perfect' body, simply because girls seem to have an obsession with skinny bodies due to their resemblance to top fashion models (And the fact that all clothes fit). But I can't imagine any guys finding her body close to attractive or desirable.






3) Personality - What a boring girl in all honesty. She is sweet but she hasn't really ever said or done anything close to interesting from what I've observed. Granted (As you can probably guess) I am not a SONE by any means, so I haven't watched all shows that she is in, but I have watched my fair share of them. And she is not entertaining or funny -_- She is nice but just not super funny by far :/

4) X-Factor - I could explain this as charisma or as that little something extra which makes you different, special or unique. Many artists have it, which is why people feel attracted to them. Sometimes for no apparent reason.  But Yoona is as vanilla as saltine crackers. I simply don't quite get what would make her special to some. She is just there. A wallflower.  Nothing wrong with that, and perhaps if she wasn't ass over-hyped as she is, I would give her a little more slack for her lack of talent.



5) Talent - I've always been very skeptical with the girls from SNSD's talents. I know they all have pretty synchronized choreographies, but then again it's not like they are the ones coming up with them. And the moves are not specially hard to achieve individually. Even Hyoyeon who is 'the' dancer in the group seems to be lacking a natural flow to her (Might just be because she is so short and her shows don't showcase as prettily :/ or might be something else. Who knows). Artists or public figures have a special talent that makes the public look at them. Even people like Hyuna who brings a sexy appeal even if it's not truly artistic dance routines or Minzy who brings a swag not seen before do offer something different to the table of K-Pop. Yoona is far from being the best singer, dancer or most outgoing or funny. Oh Yoona, you are so lucky to have all these guys saying you are their ideal girl -___-



I truly do not hate Yoona. But I would be lying if I said I loved her. She is just whatever. The only reason I'm making this post is because in my opinion she is so average looking that I still don't understand the obsession with naming her Korea's 'ideal girl". All I wanna know is what is it about her that you like so much? Real hard-core fans of Yoona, what is it that attracts you the most and makes her different from other idols in your opinion?

Maybe I will feel inspired by your responses.

:|   Booo~

RED VELVET Best Face Ranking

Now this is a group I'm really excited to write about.

It's been a long time since a new group has made me this enthusiastic.

Having debuted only last year, Red Velvet already promised to be
one of the best debuts of the year.

And besides all the obvious reasons such as the awesome songs, choreographies, MV's, and overall concepts they've presented us with, we can't overlook the fact all their members are
simply gorgeous. 

Now, I am far from being a hardcore fan of theirs But I have to admit they are one of the few groups with no ugly members. All of them could be the face of their own group (If they had debuted in different groups) and they are all super talented.

Now of course this is my personal opinion, and given the circumstances of this group, I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people with slightly different tastes who will be completely opposed to my list, but hey it is my blog and I write what I want.

Now without further ado, let's start with:

5th Place 

.

.

.

.

Seul-gi

(Gollum)

Why? As I said this is gonna be a hard list to create because 

all 5 girls are gorgeous, 

and of course Seul-gi is too. 

She is in last place ONLY because I find her really similar to Wendy. 

In the beginning, it actually took me about several looks to differentiate them 

based on pics and videos. 

Wendy is a bit softer looking which is the only reason 

she was a bit ahead on the list than Seul-gi :/

4th place

.

.

.

.

Wendy

(Prettier Gollum)

Why? Same reason as for Seulgi, 

She was given one of the last places just because although gorgeous, 

she doesn't have a new look to her. 

But this girl sure can sing, 

and I really love seeing her passion 

for it whenever 

they are singing live.

3rd Place

.

.

.

.

Ye-Rim

(Bunny)

Why? She is cute. Perhaps not the most beautiful in the group 

but has certainly the maknae card playing on her favor. 

She has all the cute face expressions 

one can expect from young girls debuting nowadays 

in K-Pop and she is pretty :) 

So third Place seems only fair

2nd Place

.

.

.

.

Irene

(SM Loyal Princess)

Why? She is one of the prettiest girls 

I've seen recently in K-Pop. 

She has a classic beauty. 

And she seems to have always been like that,

 except for maybe minor improvements 

(cough cough Double Eyelids **cough cough**)

But either way she is beautiful and looks very natural 

and not at all almost ten years older 

than little Yer-rim

1st Place

.

.

.

.

Park Joy

(Moon face)

Why? That face. 

She was the one who gave me give RV 

a second look from the get go. 

She has a pretty round innocent face, 

her smile is contagious and her skin seems to belong in a fairy tale 

(Like Snow White *_*) 

I was doubting if I should put her first 

because she seems to still not have completely grown out 

of her chubby cheeks, 

and her body could use a little tiny shrinking 

(Nothing major! Don't go batshit on me !! :o) 

But i think she is the most naturally 

beautiful and different in the group!! 

Congrats Joy :D Grow up to be 

even more beautiful than you are now <3

SISTAR 'Best Face' Ranking

Oh man, where to start with this one?

It' not secret that SISTAR is not a visual group. But I was never bothered by it.

Their songs are awesome, and for a girl-group, honestly what else can I ask for?

None of them really win in the face dept if we are comparing them to others girl group members. But we can't have it al-l right ladies ? :/ Oh well at least you guys are talented (Or at least one of you is - Ohhhh no I didn't :p )

4th place goes to (drumroll plz)

.

.

.

.

.

Hyorin 

( Ahhh I'm sorry gurl D: )

Why? Oh c'mon. No one can be surprised right? I mean...c'mon. 

Her face is definitely not the most feminine out there. 

But man her body is awesome. But I am a girl so big boobs and big butts are not exactly a deal breaker. 

Her voice though (Most powerful in K-Pop)

3rd place goes to

.

.

.

.

.

Dasom 

(She a'righ)

Why? Because I know a lot of people in Korea would choose her 

as the prettiest mainly because of her pale skin (c'mon Koreans -_-). 

But she ain't all that. 

Her face is a bit off to me. 

Her chin is not existent and her eyes seem to be bulging out a bit. 

Sometimes it seems like her lips are a little frozen

and sticking out for no reason. 

Oh well at least she seems......like a...........n OK actress.

2nd place place already (yay) I love small groups :D

.

.

.

.

.

Soyou 

(One word - That assss)

 Why? You know, I just realized this girl is not photogenic :/

I was seriously considering just replacing 

her with Dasom due to a serious lack of good Soyou pics.

But....Soyou is better looking in film

her body is definitely better than Dasom and her face is more proportionate

Personality wise - I'm not sure.

I don't really follow  their news that closely at all 

(Oh well. this list id totally based on looks ;)
Welcome to the modern world only interested in the Outside -_-)

1st place (Of sexy royal cuteness :p) I'm so nice today :o

.

.

.

.

.

Bora

(Oh sheahhh)

 Best body (check) - Best face (check)

She has the tightest body in the group without it being to muscular (Hyorin)

Or too flabby (Dasom)
So Congrats Bora. Now I see why
the others in the group aren't too
Fond of you (Rumors have it)
~ Slay girl ~